Cars that slowed you down during the morning commute

Kinja'd!!! "Darkbrador" (darkbrador)
04/29/2019 at 11:00 • Filed to: None

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This one slaw’d me down.

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DISCUSSION (19)


Kinja'd!!! Ash78, voting early and often > Darkbrador
04/29/2019 at 11:04

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Always looks to me like a contraction for “Sweet Lawd!” perhaps as uttered in surprise by an older black lady with a fancy hat.

Acura SH-AWD have thought of a better acronym, too.


Kinja'd!!! OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > Darkbrador
04/29/2019 at 11:07

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You’ve been Slaw’d.

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Kinja'd!!! Sir Halffast > Darkbrador
04/29/2019 at 11:10

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This morning I was in the perfect position to tuck in behind a police escort. That helped my HOV merge considerably.


Kinja'd!!! 412GTI > Darkbrador
04/29/2019 at 11:12

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Kinja'd!!! Wacko > Darkbrador
04/29/2019 at 11:13

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Toyotas and Nissans are the ones who slow down most traffic.


Kinja'd!!! Milky > Darkbrador
04/29/2019 at 11:16

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I have an ever evolving list of shit I avoid/pass quick.

box trucks, 4cyl rangers, work vans, minivans,  prius, etc.


Kinja'd!!! Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Darkbrador
04/29/2019 at 11:17

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Did it make you want to go Rogue?


Kinja'd!!! Darkbrador > Milky
04/29/2019 at 11:24

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what’s with the 4 cylinder Ranger ?!?


Kinja'd!!! Milky > Darkbrador
04/29/2019 at 11:28

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Have you seen one going 80 on a highway?  Cuz I haven't.  


Kinja'd!!! Darkbrador > Milky
04/29/2019 at 11:29

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80 ... mph ? No, I don’t see many cars going 80 mph on a highway, not even on the freeways around here. 


Kinja'd!!! Tripper > Milky
04/29/2019 at 11:44

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I’ve seen 90 in my 87' which was a 4-cyl...That was however the last time that I drove it...After that it was running super rough and spouting black smoke...I donated it to purple heart


Kinja'd!!! Milky > Darkbrador
04/29/2019 at 11:49

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Well that sounds slow.    T his morning I had to slow down to 77mph because I got on the highway with a cop next to me. 


Kinja'd!!! Milky > Tripper
04/29/2019 at 11:49

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Lol, kind of proves my point.  


Kinja'd!!! 3point8isgreat > Milky
04/29/2019 at 12:23

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I had a 4cyl S10, and regularly drove at or below the speed limit (always in the far right lane of course!) because the truck just didn’t give any sense of urgency.  Others drove it and agreed that it just didn’t feel right trying to rush anything in it.


Kinja'd!!! Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness > Darkbrador
04/29/2019 at 12:34

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It’s almost always a god damned TOYOTA!

Or a CRV.

Or NA Subaru.

As far as vehicles I steer clear of:

1. Odysseys always seem to be driven like complete asshats.

2. Toyotas are always some oblivious asshat.

3. Ford CUVs are always asshats.


Kinja'd!!! Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. > Ash78, voting early and often
04/29/2019 at 13:08

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A friend of mine wanted to make an ‘intercooled turbo’  badge for his Prelude SH...


Kinja'd!!! Ash78, voting early and often > Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing.
04/29/2019 at 13:13

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Or like BMW, just “injected Touring” :P

Why they still advertised fuel injection on their modern cars is a mystery...branding and tradition , I guess.  


Kinja'd!!! MGS315 > Milky
04/29/2019 at 13:37

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Work van definitely doesn’t fit me.

I’m not proud of it but I drive mostly at night. I’m a 50 in a 30, 65 in a 40 kinda guy.

Prius though, yep they’re often doing sub-20  in a 30.


Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > Darkbrador
04/30/2019 at 06:01

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don’t have a long enough commute to worry about, except for the slip lane out front of work.

nearly got cleaned up there couple of weeks ago